Over the Hump


It is rather difficult
To get over the hump
But once you’re over it
Things become easier

It’s just like any other drug
You have to detox for a bit
And endure the withdrawal symptoms
It isn’t pleasant

You will be cranky
You will be short-tempered
You will feel unbalanced
And not quite right in the head

You will masturbate frequently
And chafe in the crotch area
And watch ungodly amounts of porn

You will look at every woman in your travels
And automatically salivate like Pavlov’s dogs

But about a month or two
After the break-up
The storm will begin to clear
And the sun will peek itself through those clouds
The birds will chirp
And the new beginning will officially start

At this point congratulate yourself
Because you’re over the hump

 


About Matt Burns
Films and Videos
Filmography
Wedding/Event Videography
Paranormal Writing (NEW!)
Novels
Short Scripts/Stories
Essays/Blogs Archive
Fun Writing
Poetry
Blogs
YouTube
Facebook
Fan Mail
Contacting Matt Burns
e-mail me