NOTE: these pieces of writing initially appeared as "blogs" on Matt Burns' Myspace website. Also keep in mind that these blogs may contain some strong language/imagery (i.e. some swearing and sexual stuff). But nothing is gratuitous, meaning the language is used with the purpose of expressing truth. Read at your own discretion, especially if you are my grandmother.

Attention Supermarket Shoppers! (October 2005)
Ten things to keep in mind when you're at the check-out of your local supermarket: Attention Supermarket Shoppers!

What I Learned on New Year's Eve (January 2006)
A few lessons learned after rocking in the year 2006 at a club in Boston: What I Learned on New Year's Eve

Making out with a Fifty-year-old (November 2007)
An innocent night out at a bar turns into a something much more dirty. Making out with a Fifty-year-old

Another tale of innocense lost (May 2007)
Catching a couple having sex in a public park. Another tale of innocense lost

Simple rules for single-seater bathrooms (February 2007)
Barging in on a grown man in a public Starbucks bathroom. Simple rules for single-seater bathrooms

My Near-Death Experience (May 2008)
A night I will never forget! My Near-Death Experience

Meeting with an Oscar-winning Producer (June 2008)
A memoir of my meeting with an Oscar-winning producer at the Four Seasons Hotel in Manhattan: Meeting with an Oscar-winning Producer

Regrettable Night at the Boston View Motel (November 2009)
One of the strangest, funniest nights ever to come out of my drunken antics: Regrettable night at the Boston View Motel

Meeting My Guides (January 2010)
The amazing story of my visit with renown medium/psychic Liam Galvin. Not only did I end up talking to my dead grandfathers, but I also discovered that two of my "spirit guides" are John Cassavetes and Alfred Hitchcock: Meeting My Guides

Meeting Lillian Gish and D.W. Griffith (March 2010)
Discovering that two icons of the silent movie era are "with me" as spirit guides: Meeting Lillian Gish and D.W. Griffith

Meeting Hunter S. Thompson and Nathanael West (May 2010)
Discovering that the spirits of two ex-writers, Hunter S. Thompson and Nathanael West, are "with me" as spirit guides: Meeting Hunter S. Thompson and Nathanael West